Reluctant Commuter Pillows

"Oh, how I ...give me a push... hate Mondays."

'This is where we go to get away from it all. . . except for Stanley's money.'

"I'm sorry- I can barely hear you with this goddam ocean behind me."

"Make a sandcastle with you? Of course darling. What about Thursday 3.15pm?"

'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'

'It's not easy to get one of these - before that you have to have found a parking space!'

'Sure, sure - I'm having a great vacation.'

"We live in interesting times. Present company exempted, of course."

Rail travel - the environmental alternative (that sometimes doesn't allow bikes)

The US election is over.

'Why are you still sitting here, dear? This is a tropical getaway. It means, get away!'

The return of Miss Subways

"I considered riding my bike to work until I realized it involved pedaling and sweat."

"I can't stand working in the office, but I don't mind the commute."

Patient with a drip on a micro scooter.

"Endless Summer III"

Straddling bus stop above a regular bus stop.

Snowman going to work.

Oar-tobahn.

"I gave on the E train."

Airline concerns.

'How am I doing?'

"I'm finding this model very economical!"

Excess Baggage: Forcing your homebody spouse to accompany you on a business trip is generally not a great idea.

Environmentally Friendly Transport

"You know your problem, Monte? There's more to life than always checking how your stocks are doing."

'Price at the pumps.' 'Glass of wine then?'

Speed laws occasionally enforced.

"Yes, it is true! I've finally persuaded Derek to take a holiday."

Road Construction Blues.

Bus has destination that reads, 'Oblivion'.

'I thought I'd take the train to avoid the congestion charge.'

Brian, I hope you're prepared for the conference in Hawaii. You bet!

"No I didn't fly here. I drove."

A man and a suitcase each board a bus separately.