Unconventional Commuter Pillows

"I can't stand working in the office, but I don't mind the commute."

Jungle Taxi

"So Ed, car in the shop again?"

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'

"We live in interesting times. Present company exempted, of course."

'It's not easy to get one of these - before that you have to have found a parking space!'

People on the train reading each other's books - only it's the same as their own.

"It's only until the gas prices go down and I can afford to drive the car again. Maybe you should have an ambulance follow me."

Rail travel - the environmental alternative (that sometimes doesn't allow bikes)

A world choked with people mindlessly on the move

The return of Miss Subways

'Just doing the school run.'

Patient with a drip on a micro scooter.

Oar-tobahn.

'You would think that our agent could make better travel arrangements for us than this.'

Straddling bus stop above a regular bus stop.

"EWE-BUR" "SHEAR-X"

"At least we're not spending money on gas for travel."

Snowman going to work.

"I gave on the E train."

Information desk manned by a fortune teller.

'How am I doing?'

Abandon Personal Space All Ye Who Enter Here

'I can't talk... I'm in the quiet carriage.' - '3...2...1...' - 'What? I can't hear you... you're breaking up...' - 'Brace! Brace!' - 'I said 'I'm in the quiet carriage'!!!' - 'Irony crash.'

Wow! Look what you get when you hire a ride service right in front of a comic book convention!

"They've replaced the company car."

"You're the one who wanted to go someplace off the beaten track - you ask him what's gluten free."

Environmentally Friendly Transport

Man-spreading, Dutch style.

"I'm finding this model very economical!"

"I should've known better than to AirBNB from a bird."

Bus has destination that reads, 'Oblivion'.

Man - spreading.

Cops on trains: 'Is that a truncheon, or are you just pleased to see me?'