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"NUDE" magazine

"The salesman said that this was the ideal car for life in the fast lane."

Boris Johnson type riding a Boris Bike hire bicycle.

"We've got to stop meeting like this."

"I'm looking for a tie that says I'm not afraid to ride the subway."

Electric motorcycles catch fire in Cuba

Jeremy Corbyn - Train Seat Controversy

Human Cull: Car drivers who honk their horn at cyclists for no good reason.

Twisted Peel has a bout of road rage.

"It's only until the gas prices go down and I can afford to drive the car again. Maybe you should have an ambulance follow me."

Cyclist with Dollar Signs.

'Let's take the next one.'

Underground Sheep

'I can't talk... I'm in the quiet carriage.' - '3...2...1...' - 'What? I can't hear you... you're breaking up...' - 'Brace! Brace!' - 'I said 'I'm in the quiet carriage'!!!' - 'Irony crash.'

Man riding on back of bike.

4x4 car surrounded by drivers who hate 4x4s - Child in car saying - "Mummy, I don't feel safe in a 4x4."

Personal Rider Taxi

Cops on trains: 'Is that a truncheon, or are you just pleased to see me?'

'Park and get taken for a ride'

Warning - This vehicle frequently cuts people off/up. " My please yield sign wasn't working." (Colour)

Highway sign: 'Menacing, Dangerous Truckers: Left Lane...'

Caseboarding.

Man-spreading, Dutch style.

Policeman talking and being friendly with a conductor instead of moving the omnibus along

"EWE-BUR" "SHEAR-X"

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

Wife: 'Ah, honey.....why are you covered in raw fish and rice?' Husband: 'Oh I was running late for the 6:15 and got on a darn sush train by mistake!'

The Fast Lane.

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

Packed like sardines

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