Unconventional Commuter Mugs

"I can't stand working in the office, but I don't mind the commute."

"So Ed, car in the shop again?"

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'

'It's not easy to get one of these - before that you have to have found a parking space!'

"We live in interesting times. Present company exempted, of course."

People on the train reading each other's books - only it's the same as their own.

"It's only until the gas prices go down and I can afford to drive the car again. Maybe you should have an ambulance follow me."

Rail travel - the environmental alternative (that sometimes doesn't allow bikes)

A world choked with people mindlessly on the move

'Just doing the school run.'

The return of Miss Subways

Patient with a drip on a micro scooter.

Snowman going to work.

"EWE-BUR" "SHEAR-X"

"I gave on the E train."

'You would think that our agent could make better travel arrangements for us than this.'

"At least we're not spending money on gas for travel."

Oar-tobahn.

Straddling bus stop above a regular bus stop.

Information desk manned by a fortune teller.

'How am I doing?'

"I should've known better than to AirBNB from a bird."

"They've replaced the company car."

Abandon Personal Space All Ye Who Enter Here

'I can't talk... I'm in the quiet carriage.' - '3...2...1...' - 'What? I can't hear you... you're breaking up...' - 'Brace! Brace!' - 'I said 'I'm in the quiet carriage'!!!' - 'Irony crash.'

"You're the one who wanted to go someplace off the beaten track - you ask him what's gluten free."

Environmentally Friendly Transport

"I'm finding this model very economical!"

Man-spreading, Dutch style.

Bus has destination that reads, 'Oblivion'.

Twisted Peel has a bout of road rage.

A man and a suitcase each board a bus separately.

"No I didn't fly here. I drove."

Cops on trains: 'Is that a truncheon, or are you just pleased to see me?'