Reluctant Travelers T-Shirts

Excess Baggage: Forcing your homebody spouse to accompany you on a business trip is generally not a great idea.

"I am not asking for directions."

'This is where we go to get away from it all. . . except for Stanley's money.'

"I'm sorry- I can barely hear you with this goddam ocean behind me."

"Make a sandcastle with you? Of course darling. What about Thursday 3.15pm?"

'Sure, sure - I'm having a great vacation.'

Mall Directory: You are here, but your mind is somewhere else.

"The holidays are finished George, get over it!"

The US election is over.

The middle school mile claims its first victim.

'Are we nearly there yet Dad?'

'Why are you still sitting here, dear? This is a tropical getaway. It means, get away!'

John was bck from extended leave, but he hadn't quite got in the swing of things yet.

'Okay, kids, we're finally here.'

"Endless Summer III"

'I don't want to go school shopping! Can't you just buy stuff for me?. . .Just get me more of this in the next size up!'

'No, officer, I'm not a homeless beggar. I'm just waiting on my wife while she's shopping.'

Airline concerns.

'I'm sorry I didn't come to work yesterday, sir -- somehow, it seemed like Sunday.'

"You know your problem, Monte? There's more to life than always checking how your stocks are doing."

You'll need all your energy when you get home.

I just don't trust those self-flying brooms yet.

"Yes, it is true! I've finally persuaded Derek to take a holiday."

Brian, I hope you're prepared for the conference in Hawaii. You bet!

Last day of home school.

'Not Andy. He'd rather do anything than go on the family vacation.'

Why men hate shopping.

Hunting - Man asked to go hunting by his wife

"The only thing I like more than running is everything else."

"Let's go somewhere fun and not really experience it."

Travel Agents - Water, water, anywhere with water.

"Oh, how I ...give me a push... hate Mondays."

You're on "Ask Sadie." What's your problem?! My family reunion is in Bermuda this year. But I hate flying. Ever since they started poking and prodding and x-raying and de-shoe-ung us, I swore I'd only go places to which I could drive. Are you using post-9/11 security enhancements as an excuse to avoid spending time with your annoying relatives? Because if so, I salute you. I will not be fondled by the TSA just to watch Aunt Bertha do the Electric Slide.

'You can't do this to me, Arlene! -- I'm not the outdoorsy TYPE!'

"No need to rush back to work. The office lad is doing your job."