Reluctant Travelers Gifts

Excess Baggage: Forcing your homebody spouse to accompany you on a business trip is generally not a great idea.

'This is where we go to get away from it all. . . except for Stanley's money.'

"I am not asking for directions."

"I'm sorry- I can barely hear you with this goddam ocean behind me."

"Make a sandcastle with you? Of course darling. What about Thursday 3.15pm?"

'Sure, sure - I'm having a great vacation.'

Mall Directory: You are here, but your mind is somewhere else.

"The holidays are finished George, get over it!"

The US election is over.

The middle school mile claims its first victim.

'Why are you still sitting here, dear? This is a tropical getaway. It means, get away!'

'Are we nearly there yet Dad?'

John was bck from extended leave, but he hadn't quite got in the swing of things yet.

"Endless Summer III"

'Okay, kids, we're finally here.'

'No, officer, I'm not a homeless beggar. I'm just waiting on my wife while she's shopping.'

'I don't want to go school shopping! Can't you just buy stuff for me?. . .Just get me more of this in the next size up!'

Airline concerns.

'I'm sorry I didn't come to work yesterday, sir -- somehow, it seemed like Sunday.'

"You know your problem, Monte? There's more to life than always checking how your stocks are doing."

You'll need all your energy when you get home.

"Yes, it is true! I've finally persuaded Derek to take a holiday."

Brian, I hope you're prepared for the conference in Hawaii. You bet!

"The only thing I like more than running is everything else."

Why men hate shopping.

'Not Andy. He'd rather do anything than go on the family vacation.'

Hunting - Man asked to go hunting by his wife

"Let's go somewhere fun and not really experience it."

Travel Agents - Water, water, anywhere with water.

"Oh, how I ...give me a push... hate Mondays."

'You can't do this to me, Arlene! -- I'm not the outdoorsy TYPE!'

"Every year it's the same story...dangerous situations. Slippery slopes. Inescapable traps. Horrible creatures. But I trudge forward because no matter what...it's hard to avoid the first day of school."

"No need to rush back to work. The office lad is doing your job."