Travel Hesitants Gifts

Grandma doesn't like going over the hill and through the TSA woods to children's home.

'This is where we go to get away from it all. . . except for Stanley's money.'

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

"I'm sorry- I can barely hear you with this goddam ocean behind me."

"Make a sandcastle with you? Of course darling. What about Thursday 3.15pm?"

Leave Nothing But Footprints, Take Nothing But Selfies.

"Don't worry. If we're too late, we can always catch the secondary screening."

'Sure, sure - I'm having a great vacation.'

'Can I ask you what you've had to eat this morning, Sir? . . .Have you evacuated your bowels since then? . . . I'm afraid I'll have to charge you for the additional weight.'

Airport Bored Rooms

"This is the last time I let you handle our vacation plans, you cheapskate."

The US election is over.

"I'd rather be at the office."

'Are we nearly there yet Dad?'

'Why are you still sitting here, dear? This is a tropical getaway. It means, get away!'

"Endless Summer III"

'Okay, kids, we're finally here.'

Man comes through luggage collection conveyor belt at the airport.

Airport Security. Our scanner is down, so if each of you could frisk the person behind you, it would be a big help.

"Yes Dad! I can see the ground way way down below very clearly! It's not unrelated to my reluctance to try flying!"

Airline concerns.

Tourists in New York – where are they from?

"You know your problem, Monte? There's more to life than always checking how your stocks are doing."

I just don't trust those self-flying brooms yet.

Wendel maps his trip to the germaphobe society headquarters.

Excess Baggage: Forcing your homebody spouse to accompany you on a business trip is generally not a great idea.

"Yes, it is true! I've finally persuaded Derek to take a holiday."

Brian, I hope you're prepared for the conference in Hawaii. You bet!

A woman walks the red carpet during a security screening.

'Not Andy. He'd rather do anything than go on the family vacation.'

"... Yes, I've heard the expression; 'Pigs might fly'. But, never; 'Pigs might fly in business class'!"

I didn't realize we were on spring break this week.

Scared as Hell Airlines.

"Let's go somewhere fun and not really experience it."

'Tower, we are ready for takeoff.'