Crowd-averse Travelers Gifts

'I don't like crowds.'

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

Club Antisocial

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

Crowded Ice Fishing

Giant Monster in Bath

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

Airplane Mode.

Mother CareBaby Gap

'Are we nearly there yet Dad?'

"It's great things are back to normal, except that there are people everywhere."

'Okay, kids, we're finally here.'

'You would think that our agent could make better travel arrangements for us than this.'

"At least we're not spending money on gas for travel."

"I'm sure they said fourteen days quarantine."

Mexican Dog

Airline concerns.

"You're the one who wanted to go someplace off the beaten track - you ask him what's gluten free."

"You're not much of a romantic, are you?"

Excess Baggage: Forcing your homebody spouse to accompany you on a business trip is generally not a great idea.

"I should've known better than to AirBNB from a bird."

Wendel maps his trip to the germaphobe society headquarters.

"Did we ask for a heart-shaped tub?"

"What?!... You said you wanted to holiday somewhere different this year!"

'Thet're alright if you don't mind Caharlie Chaplin inflight movies.'

"Well, me and my mobile igloo are off to Florida for the winter."

We moved to the sea to get away from the crowd, only to find they'd moved to the sea.

"Gah! Too many people!"

"Let's go somewhere fun and not really experience it."

Travel Agents - Water, water, anywhere with water.

The B&B's are all full, but we have managed to find you a field!

'If you want somewhere quiet and without crowds...I recommend Greece.'

"You are going on a long journey. . ."