Crowd-averse Travelers Gifts

'I don't like crowds.'

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

Club Antisocial

Crowded Ice Fishing

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

Airplane Mode.

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

Giant Monster in Bath

Mother CareBaby Gap

'Are we nearly there yet Dad?'

"It's great things are back to normal, except that there are people everywhere."

'Okay, kids, we're finally here.'

"I'm sure they said fourteen days quarantine."

Mexican Dog

'You would think that our agent could make better travel arrangements for us than this.'

"At least we're not spending money on gas for travel."

Airline concerns.

"You're not much of a romantic, are you?"

"I should've known better than to AirBNB from a bird."

Wow! Look what you get when you hire a ride service right in front of a comic book convention!

Wendel maps his trip to the germaphobe society headquarters.

I just don't trust those self-flying brooms yet.

"You're the one who wanted to go someplace off the beaten track - you ask him what's gluten free."

Excess Baggage: Forcing your homebody spouse to accompany you on a business trip is generally not a great idea.

"Did we ask for a heart-shaped tub?"

"Well, me and my mobile igloo are off to Florida for the winter."

"Gah! Too many people!"

We moved to the sea to get away from the crowd, only to find they'd moved to the sea.

'Thet're alright if you don't mind Caharlie Chaplin inflight movies.'

"What?!... You said you wanted to holiday somewhere different this year!"

"Let's go somewhere fun and not really experience it."

Travel Agents - Water, water, anywhere with water.

There's no hurry --- Time and tide wait for nomads.

'If you want somewhere quiet and without crowds...I recommend Greece.'

'Where do you see yourself in 24 hours?'