Crowd Avoider Gifts

"It's great things are back to normal, except that there are people everywhere."

Crowded Ice Fishing

"Perfect! A table all to ourselves!"

'Don't bother to sit down - we're leaving early to avoid the crowd.'

'If you want somewhere quiet and without crowds...I recommend Greece.'

We moved to the sea to get away from the crowd, only to find they'd moved to the sea.

'I don't like crowds, so when is the best time to go?'

'I like to get to work early and beat the crowds.'

Mountaineer finds a computer at the top of the mountain.

"Gah! Too many people!"

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

"I find it best to stay out of office politics!"

'I beat the 5 o'clock rush... I leave work at noon!'

Worried man looking at stock market chart on his computer screen with office party going on in the background.

"I hope you don't call that a party face."

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

'Oh good! - I hate long lines!'

'Next time you feel like keeping in touch, keep in touch with somebody else.'

"Well, so far I'm managing to stay above the fray."

Bob liked getting involved - but not actively involved.

Nervous at a party.

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

'I wish i could think of some way to get away form him.' 'I wish i could think of some way to get away form her.'

'The ‘class clown' thing is my fault. I totally misjudged the crowd.'

'Honey, I would love to go out with you, but I feel like an idiot at all your friends' parties. The conversations are always way above my head.'

L.A.: Still No Pro Football

Wow, look what you've stepped in: Boy I'm glad I'm not the one having to lick it off...

"All the world's gotta do is look at me once, and I'll tap dance until I die."

"It's just a little device I use to help relieve the anxiety from meeting new people."

Snoozed when I should have schmoozed.

'As a bachelor I have to wash my own clothes, clean my own room. The do it all again three months later.'

'Why are they all staring at me?'

There's leftover apple crisp! Whoever finishes it up, please clean the baking dish. Hey! It's not finished!!