Chaos Avoider Gifts

'Maybe he doesn't want to know what's going on in the world.'

"When he said he wanted to avoid airport chaos I thought he meant leaving earlier!"

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

In/Out/These Things Happen.

The Baby Walker

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

'Honey, where's my cell phone?'

Storm in the out tray

"Quick, start the car!"

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

"The meeting will come to order."

Here and There Trays

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

'You'll soon get the hang of it - then they'll change it.'

Chaos Theory - a butterfly flaps its wings...

'Did you bark, M'Lady?'

'Great Therapy!'

Riding School Chaos

Girl who can't cook meets guys who can't fix stuff.

"It's crazy here! They're all on recreational rugs."

Crowded Ice Fishing

"I've told you before one at each end!"

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

"Well, it's unanimous. Instead of going out of business quietly, with dignity and grace, we've decided to end things killer asteroid-style, taking as many of our competitors with us as possible!"

Bears going water skiing.

'What has twelve legs and barks?'