Crisis Avoider Gifts

Searching for a gift for the crisis avoider in your life? Find clever, light-hearted items that celebrate their knack for staying calm under pressure. Our collection offers humorous and thoughtful presents that resonate with their cool-headed approach, making it easier to appreciate their talent for managing life's surprises while adding a playful touch to their everyday essentials.

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'Of course you're a failure! Look at you - seventy-two and you've never had a mid-life crisis!'

'Of course you're a failure! Look at you - seventy-two and you've never had a mid-life crisis!' mockup

'Of course you're a failure! Look at you - seventy-two and you've never had a mid-life crisis!'

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"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage." mockup

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

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Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind. mockup

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

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"I find it best to stay out of office politics!"

"I find it best to stay out of office politics!" mockup

"I find it best to stay out of office politics!"

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Workers are running out of one door labeled 'Reactive Business Intelligence,' while another worker in the next room sits calmly behind a door with a sign that reads, 'Proactive Business Intelligence.'

Workers are running out of one door labeled 'Reactive Business Intelligence,' while another worker in the next room sits calmly behind a door with a sign that reads, 'Proactive Business Intelligence.'

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"What the hell happened to this town?" mockup

"What the hell happened to this town?"

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"Well, so far I'm managing to stay above the fray."

"Well, so far I'm managing to stay above the fray." mockup

"Well, so far I'm managing to stay above the fray."

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The stock market sky is falling.

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Bob liked getting involved - but not actively involved.

Bob liked getting involved - but not actively involved. mockup

Bob liked getting involved - but not actively involved.

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A safe is about to fall on an unsuspecting man interested in risk-free investments.

A safe is about to fall on an unsuspecting man interested in risk-free investments. mockup

A safe is about to fall on an unsuspecting man interested in risk-free investments.

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"I'm not worried about Wall Street. I've got my money in my mattress."

"I'm not worried about Wall Street. I've got my money in my mattress." mockup

"I'm not worried about Wall Street. I've got my money in my mattress."

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'It's a simple two-part strategy. First, locate the hills. Then head for them.'

'It's a simple two-part strategy. First, locate the hills. Then head for them.' mockup

'It's a simple two-part strategy. First, locate the hills. Then head for them.'

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'Ok, I won't let on we're sinking until the water reaches earlobes - then someone's going to hear about it!'

'Ok, I won't let on we're sinking until the water reaches earlobes - then someone's going to hear about it!' mockup

'Ok, I won't let on we're sinking until the water reaches earlobes - then someone's going to hear about it!'

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'Hello - I've been parachuted in to save the bank.'

'Hello - I've been parachuted in to save the bank.' mockup

'Hello - I've been parachuted in to save the bank.'

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"I'm actually looking forward to age-related hearing loss."

"I'm actually looking forward to age-related hearing loss." mockup

"I'm actually looking forward to age-related hearing loss."

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"I need to update my cloak of invincibility."

"I need to update my cloak of invincibility." mockup

"I need to update my cloak of invincibility."

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Lady leaving a crisis management office past an emergency panic button.

Lady leaving a crisis management office past an emergency panic button. mockup

Lady leaving a crisis management office past an emergency panic button.

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"We were wondering if now would be a good time to panic."

"We were wondering if now would be a good time to panic." mockup

"We were wondering if now would be a good time to panic."

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"Patient. . . seems. . . reluctant. . . to get his. . . prostate. . . checked. . ."

"Patient. . . seems. . . reluctant. . . to get his. . . prostate. . . checked. . ." mockup

"Patient. . . seems. . . reluctant. . . to get his. . . prostate. . . checked. . ."

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"Suddenly, trying to figure out who to blame for our crumbling infrastructure seems pointless..."

"Suddenly, trying to figure out who to blame for our crumbling infrastructure seems pointless..." mockup

"Suddenly, trying to figure out who to blame for our crumbling infrastructure seems pointless..."

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"Passive-aggressive musical chairs." "You sit. I don’t deserve to" "I couldn’t possibly." "Maybe two of us could share." "Someone else go first." "I actually prefer standing."

"Passive-aggressive musical chairs." "You sit. I don’t deserve to" "I couldn’t possibly." "Maybe two of us could share." "Someone else go first." "I actually prefer standing."

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