Crisis Evader Gifts

Searching for a gift that captures the personality of a crisis evader? Our collection features clever and humorous items designed for those who stay cool under pressure. Perfect for expressing their unique way of handling life's challenges with a creative twist. Whether it’s for a friend or yourself, find a playful way to honor their calm demeanor and inventive spirit with our range of personalized gifts.

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'It's a simple two-part strategy. First, locate the hills. Then head for them.'

'It's a simple two-part strategy. First, locate the hills. Then head for them.' mockup

'It's a simple two-part strategy. First, locate the hills. Then head for them.'

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"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems." mockup

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

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Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind. mockup

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

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Binge Watch

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'Relax, we're letting you go. Your insurance didn't go through.'

'Relax, we're letting you go. Your insurance didn't go through.' mockup

'Relax, we're letting you go. Your insurance didn't go through.'

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'Of course you're a failure! Look at you - seventy-two and you've never had a mid-life crisis!'

'Of course you're a failure! Look at you - seventy-two and you've never had a mid-life crisis!' mockup

'Of course you're a failure! Look at you - seventy-two and you've never had a mid-life crisis!'

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Lady leaving a crisis management office past an emergency panic button.

Lady leaving a crisis management office past an emergency panic button. mockup

Lady leaving a crisis management office past an emergency panic button.

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'Before I mow the grass, I'd like to quote from section four, paragraph c, of the state child labor code...'

'Before I mow the grass, I'd like to quote from section four, paragraph c, of the state child labor code...' mockup

'Before I mow the grass, I'd like to quote from section four, paragraph c, of the state child labor code...'

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Return Of The Flu.

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'What's the point of having a luxury car if you put it in the garage at night?'

'What's the point of having a luxury car if you put it in the garage at night?' mockup

'What's the point of having a luxury car if you put it in the garage at night?'

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"He's not good with change!"

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'I'' be in the basement, Amy... below the radar.'

'I'' be in the basement, Amy... below the radar.' mockup

'I'' be in the basement, Amy... below the radar.'

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"Sorry. . . Houston isn't here at the moment - but if you'd like to leave a message. . ."

"Sorry. . . Houston isn't here at the moment - but if you'd like to leave a message. . ." mockup

"Sorry. . . Houston isn't here at the moment - but if you'd like to leave a message. . ."

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"We've taken out a second mortgage on our first one."

"We've taken out a second mortgage on our first one." mockup

"We've taken out a second mortgage on our first one."

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"I got an extension.'

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Son disappears at the mention of helping out mom.

Son disappears at the mention of helping out mom. mockup

Son disappears at the mention of helping out mom.

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'I found I'm able to maintain my disposition by not watching any economic or employment news.'

'I found I'm able to maintain my disposition by not watching any economic or employment news.' mockup

'I found I'm able to maintain my disposition by not watching any economic or employment news.'

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Sales Downturn

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'New dog?' - 'Yes, and no more food bills, no vets fees.'

'New dog?' - 'Yes, and no more food bills, no vets fees.' mockup

'New dog?' - 'Yes, and no more food bills, no vets fees.'

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The new, improved "Hide-A-Dysfunction" Slip Cover

The new, improved "Hide-A-Dysfunction" Slip Cover mockup

The new, improved "Hide-A-Dysfunction" Slip Cover

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Afghan Aid Workers Will Be Flown Out By/After August 31st, 2021

Afghan Aid Workers Will Be Flown Out By/After August 31st, 2021 mockup

Afghan Aid Workers Will Be Flown Out By/After August 31st, 2021

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"Not now—I'm cooking to avoid intimacy."

"Not now—I'm cooking to avoid intimacy." mockup

"Not now—I'm cooking to avoid intimacy."

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"Math scares me so much I can't even add it to my list of anxieties."

"Math scares me so much I can't even add it to my list of anxieties." mockup

"Math scares me so much I can't even add it to my list of anxieties."

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"My boyfriend's got a split personality. Every time the check comes he splits!"

"My boyfriend's got a split personality. Every time the check comes he splits!" mockup

"My boyfriend's got a split personality. Every time the check comes he splits!"

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"What? Speak up! I can't hear you! I'm getting outside interference!"

"What? Speak up! I can't hear you! I'm getting outside interference!" mockup

"What? Speak up! I can't hear you! I'm getting outside interference!"

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'Avoid the elevators, avoid the flu,' reasoned Henry.

'Avoid the elevators, avoid the flu,' reasoned Henry. mockup

'Avoid the elevators, avoid the flu,' reasoned Henry.

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"A book report? -- Wouldn't that be a copyright violation?"

"A book report? -- Wouldn't that be a copyright violation?" mockup

"A book report? -- Wouldn't that be a copyright violation?"

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Crisis Evader Gifts Collection

Crisis Evader Mugs

Looking for more ways to celebrate their calm? Explore our full range of crisis evader products on mugs—where humor meets personality.

Crisis Evader Pillows

Find the perfect relaxing accessory with our crisis evader pillows—designed to add humor and comfort to any room.

Crisis Evader Prints

Browse our selection of crisis evader prints to inspire a calm and creative vibe in any space.

Crisis Evader T-Shirts

Discover more fun and stylish crisis evader t-shirts that match their cool, collected spirit in our complete collection.