Crisis Aversion Enthusiast Gifts

Lady leaving a crisis management office past an emergency panic button.

Chaos Theory - a butterfly flaps its wings...

"Well, it's unanimous. Instead of going out of business quietly, with dignity and grace, we've decided to end things killer asteroid-style, taking as many of our competitors with us as possible!"

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

"Fill me in so I can panic too."

Kiss the Commander in Chef

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

'The part I love is when they come home and say 'WHO did this?. . .'

Unrest Area.

" It was a jungle out there, but I quite liked it."

Rats deserting a sinking ship

'Do you want to watch the weather/natural disaster channel, the nuclear proliferation channel, or the gun violence/Kennedy assassination channel?'

"Don't be an idiot, Larry."

A doorman fires a gun into the air.

Chaos Theory Conference.

"What?"

On the scale of 1-10, do you like it?

"You stop it, now!"

"The gods are distributing Chinese menus."

The End of the World is Nigh - man with placard

'It's a simple two-part strategy. First, locate the hills. Then head for them.'

"I thought an illogical framework would work better."

'It was pretty crazy around here that day.'

'Entropy' sculpture crumbles

"I have a feeling it's going to be one of those days, Miss Primrose..."

'Hello - I've been parachuted in to save the bank.'

'Imagine the damage he could have done as a corporate accountant...'

"There'll be another case of deliberate nobbling if I get my hands on you lot."

'I told you not to slam the door!'

'Bob, I was just trying to get you on the phone to see what all that noise outside was about.'

Mysterious installation of Mr. Pinch

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