Lady leaving a crisis management office past an emergency panic button.
Crisis Aversion Enthusiast Prints
Decorate their walls with our crisis aversion-themed prints, capturing the wit and calmness of someone who thrives in stressful situations—an inspiring gift for their personal space or office.
BBC - Crisis Management, Damage Control and Liability Supervision.
Chaos Theory - a butterfly flaps its wings...
"Well, it's unanimous. Instead of going out of business quietly, with dignity and grace, we've decided to end things killer asteroid-style, taking as many of our competitors with us as possible!"
'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'
"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."
"Fill me in so I can panic too."
Man finishing painting through flap in door.
Kiss the Commander in Chef
Unrest Area.
'The part I love is when they come home and say 'WHO did this?. . .'
"Don't be an idiot, Larry."
A doorman fires a gun into the air.
" It was a jungle out there, but I quite liked it."
'Do you want to watch the weather/natural disaster channel, the nuclear proliferation channel, or the gun violence/Kennedy assassination channel?'
Rats deserting a sinking ship
Chaos Theory Conference.
On the scale of 1-10, do you like it?
"You stop it, now!"
"What?"
The End of the World is Nigh - man with placard
"The gods are distributing Chinese menus."
'It's a simple two-part strategy. First, locate the hills. Then head for them.'
"I thought an illogical framework would work better."
Extreme Birthdays.
'It was pretty crazy around here that day.'
'Entropy' sculpture crumbles
Shoppers
Mysterious installation of Mr. Pinch
"I have a feeling it's going to be one of those days, Miss Primrose..."
'Hello - I've been parachuted in to save the bank.'
"There'll be another case of deliberate nobbling if I get my hands on you lot."
My motto is "A place for everything and everything all over the place".
'Bob, I was just trying to get you on the phone to see what all that noise outside was about.'
'Imagine the damage he could have done as a corporate accountant...'
Crisis Aversion Enthusiast Prints Collection
Crisis Aversion Enthusiast Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate the quick-witted and calm under pressure—perfect for anyone who loves solving problems with a smile.
Crisis Aversion Enthusiast Pillows
Add a humorous touch to their decor with our crisis aversion-themed pillows—ideal for relaxing spaces or work areas.
Crisis Aversion Enthusiast T-Shirts
Check out our clever t-shirts designed for crisis aversion enthusiasts—great for everyday wear and showcasing their problem-solving spirit.