Crisis Management Enthusiast Prints

'Ah, guys...do we have time to revise our worst case scenario?'

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

BBC - Crisis Management, Damage Control and Liability Supervision.

World Economic Crisis.

Economy - USA.

'I see everyone got the memo.'

IRMA Hurricane Recovery in Cuba

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

'This one is for keeping 'On Message' in the spin wars.'

Out.

Personnel. Any experience in crisis management? No...Just production.

"What's important is that we learn from what we must never admit happened."

Greek Crisis

UBLIC RELATIONS IN CASE OF EMERGENCY BREAK GLASS

'So, how bad is it? Who can bring me up to speed?'

You have a major fiasco at 10:30, followed by a shocking scandal at 2:15.

Workers are running out of one door labeled 'Reactive Business Intelligence,' while another worker in the next room sits calmly behind a door with a sign that reads, 'Proactive Business Intelligence.'

'We should e-mail this and point out that many of our victims were in key marginals...'

Overdraft limit.

"I'm an expert in crisis management, I've got three daughters!"

"I wanted to always play it down. I still like playing it down because I don’t want to create a panic."

"Baxter, I've decided to take you off crisis management."

"I'm concerned, Larry. All you seem to do lately is put out fires and run around like a..."

Save the world together

The inevitable conflict of interest facing every crisis manager.

"Get me someone in Apologies, someone in Walkbacks, and send up the whole Scapegoating team."

"Your job will be to make these results look Stellar."

"My God, now what?"

Greek Crisis

"Until we know more about the nature of the threat, we should stay calm and wash out hands to keep it from spreading."

"It got so bad that had to bring Jones in to turn things around."

More Money for Greece.

"Is there a spin doctor in the house?"

"Care home deaths are collateral damage, as we continue to smoke screen statistics and fire off as many war analogy's as we can muster: in our battle, war, and heroic bun fight against Corvid-19 - in this, our not so finest hour!"

Emergency Firebreaker