Crisis Enthusiasts Gifts

In Need of Repair

Varoufakis on German TV

'Call the boss! We're in trouble!'

'Oh, just chuck it in a corner somewhere...'

"They say we destroy plants – such as potatoes, corn and carrots – and they're boycotting us. They're fruitarians."

Telekinetics on strike...

'Do you want to watch the weather/natural disaster channel, the nuclear proliferation channel, or the gun violence/Kennedy assassination channel?'

"We remain reasonably confident that once we nail down the little network problem we're having, all Hell will be able to break loose according to the modified schedule, which, unfortunately, is in a file we can't seem to locate right now."

The End of the World is Nigh - man with placard

'We do have something in Real Estate for an individual who's willing to starve for a year before turning to the office supplies.'

Man in bookstore is looking at a large section of books devoted to stock market crash predictions.

Euro crisis: abandon ship.

Mr. Tatnall's daycare "Just don't kill each other"

'Hello - I've been parachuted in to save the bank.'

Billy's clean room.

Coronation Civil Rights

Reporter on Aleppo

"This could get nasty..."

Goldfish Insurance: " We must insure against a deluge of BIBLICAL proportions. . ."

Lady leaving a crisis management office past an emergency panic button.

'You've got hopelessness and despair until 3:25, at which time your survival instincts are scheduled to kick in.'

'This extraordinary first sign of life...A European crisis agreement has a long and perilous journey ahead before it has any hope of developing into a fully-grown Greek bailout deal...'

You can't go back.

Trilby - 'Taffy a l'echelle!'

'Not quite the action shot we were going for!'

Job Trotter encounters Sam in Mr. Muzzle's kitchen

Driver's Ed instructor: 'I would think about passing you, Albert, if you hadn't driven in reverse down the One Way the wrong way 60 miles an hour over an open manhole ...'kay?'

Parking

'How long has it been going on? I remember asking my dad the same question!'

'Oh, I don't think grandma still throws eggs at traffic.'

"Oooh, look! A rainbow!"

War Journalism

Mild in the Streets

'Landsbanki collapses in October 2008 and affects thousands of investors,' - 'The 'Eyjafjallajokull' volcano erupts in April 2010 causing massive disruption to international airspace,' - 'The question you have to ask is, 'Did sacking Kerry Katona,,,'

'Would a British tea party make you take the election more seriously?'