"'Massive power outage' will freak people out. How about, 'We're rebooting the entire East Coast'?"
Crisis Communication Enthusiasts Gifts
If you're searching for a gift that resonates with crisis communication enthusiasts, our selection combines humor, insight, and creativity. Perfect for those who thrive on clear messaging and staying zen under pressure, our products make a thoughtful gift. Whether it’s for a professional who handles emergencies with grace or a student studying communication strategies, find something that celebrates their craft in a fun way.
"Everyone at Megadrug is committed to the benefits of spoken therapies, which is why we developed 'nitrazone' to enhance the experience."
Campaign for Plain English
Ruddy bloggers!
COVID-19 Stops Economy
'Would it be cruelly ironic to shape our new cholesterol medication like little eggs?'
'We'll skip that rubbish.'
People bell ringing - 'RING TONES'
'When did they start giving Pulitzers for texting?'
"We never talk about anything. 'Me Tarzan, you Jane. Me Tarzan, you Jane.' That's all he ever says."
Coronavirus: People Dying/People Losing Money
'Hello - I've been parachuted in to save the bank.'
"Speechmaking during a pandemic can be unnerving.. just pretend there's an audience!"
'I have rather a full schedule today. Could you summarize your grievances of the past 48 years?'
'Hold on, he's back again.'
"I know you're upset with me and I'm getting the silent treatment. Thank you."
"... Sorry. What was that about people not listening to you?"
"When we get inside, remember to use your indoor whining and complaining voice."
'I can't read this, you must write more clearly.' - 'If I did that, you'd see all my spelling mistakes.'
'If you could learn to open up a little, you might make a few more sales.'
"Your marriage would greatly improve if you were both more open with your emojis."
'He's not finished his media training!'
Lady leaving a crisis management office past an emergency panic button.
"Hey, you're cute, you must give me your number."
'You've got hopelessness and despair until 3:25, at which time your survival instincts are scheduled to kick in.'
RunningBear@Arrowhead.com.
'Quality time, Gloria?'
Man using flag semaphore in a therapy session.
"I'm right here, you don't need to yell!"
"Listen, I'm going to close my eyes for a short bit but you just keep on talking.".
"We need to text about our relationship."
No Junk Mail
'You'll have to get off that now. I need to make an important call.'
Varoufakis on German TV
'Speaking, or nothing-left-to-say-to-each-other section?'
Crisis Communication Enthusiasts Gifts Collection
Crisis Communication Enthusiasts Mugs
Discover our full range of mugs crafted for crisis communication enthusiasts—perfect for sipping coffee while strategizing their next big move.
Crisis Communication Enthusiasts Pillows
Browse our pillows collection, offering humorous and inspiring options for fans of crisis communication to add personality to any room.
Crisis Communication Enthusiasts Prints
Explore our print collection, featuring designs that celebrate the art of crisis communication with clever and stylish artwork for any space.
Crisis Communication Enthusiasts T-Shirts
Check out our selection of t-shirts for crisis communication buffs—comfortable and witty designs that showcase their passion for effective messaging.