'He's not finished his media training!'
Crisis Communication Gifts
Looking for a gift for someone interested in crisis communication? We offer humorous and thoughtful items that celebrate the art of managing tough conversations and breaking down complex situations with a smile. Whether it's for a professional or a hobbyist, discover mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that speak to their skills and sense of humor.
'If I had to use one word to describe our strategy.'
"Remember the golden rule: more buzzwords, less real words."
"Bert, I'm confused. What happens after we circle the wagons, tighten our belts and walk a mile in our customer's shoes? Is that when the chickens come home to roost?"
"So what kind of mood is he in?"
"My email is down... talk to me."
"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."
"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."
"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"
"Can I borrow the car keys?"
"You're losing the audience. Switch to the Powerpoint presentation."
"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"
Hey, calm down --- Now, what did you say again?
'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'
Campaign for Plain English
21st century water cooler conversations.
"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"
"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"
"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."
"This report is mumbo jumbo...I asked for gobbledeeegook!"
"Then we have an unspoken agreement?"
'They don't understand goo-goo-gah-gah. Dumb it down to WHAAAAAH!'
TAP TAP TAP TAP
"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."
"Hmmm ... that's interesting. Now, what about ideas that don't suck - do you have any of those?"
"The good news is that we do have a little wiggle room."
ZOOM 'n' GLOOM.
"National security adviser"
"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."
"You're such a good listener."
Inclusive speech
"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"
'Asynchronous, collaborative, interactive - we're obviously on a roll.'
"And do you, Deborah Tannen, think they know what they're talking about?"
"And now here's Cathie with the hypothetical portion of the news."
Crisis Communication Gifts Collection
Crisis Communication Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs designed for crisis communication pros—perfect for coffee breaks or motivational moments.
Crisis Communication Pillows
Relax with pillows that bring humor to the serious art of crisis communication—making any space more welcoming.
Crisis Communication Prints
Inspire with prints that celebrate the skills and humor of crisis communication—perfect for office or home decor.
Crisis Communication T-Shirts
Find t-shirts that speak to the crisis communicator in everyone—fun, witty, and ideal for everyday wear.