Crisis Communication Enthusiasts Pillows

"'Massive power outage' will freak people out. How about, 'We're rebooting the entire East Coast'?"

"Everyone at Megadrug is committed to the benefits of spoken therapies, which is why we developed 'nitrazone' to enhance the experience."

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COVID-19 Stops Economy

'Would it be cruelly ironic to shape our new cholesterol medication like little eggs?'

'We'll skip that rubbish.'

People bell ringing - 'RING TONES'

'When did they start giving Pulitzers for texting?'

"We never talk about anything. 'Me Tarzan, you Jane. Me Tarzan, you Jane.' That's all he ever says."

Coronavirus: People Dying/People Losing Money

'Hello - I've been parachuted in to save the bank.'

"Speechmaking during a pandemic can be unnerving.. just pretend there's an audience!"

'I have rather a full schedule today. Could you summarize your grievances of the past 48 years?'

'Hold on, he's back again.'

"I know you're upset with me and I'm getting the silent treatment. Thank you."

"... Sorry. What was that about people not listening to you?"

"When we get inside, remember to use your indoor whining and complaining voice."

'I can't read this, you must write more clearly.' - 'If I did that, you'd see all my spelling mistakes.'

'If you could learn to open up a little, you might make a few more sales.'

"Your marriage would greatly improve if you were both more open with your emojis."

'He's not finished his media training!'

Lady leaving a crisis management office past an emergency panic button.

"Hey, you're cute, you must give me your number."

'You've got hopelessness and despair until 3:25, at which time your survival instincts are scheduled to kick in.'

RunningBear@Arrowhead.com.

'Quality time, Gloria?'

Man using flag semaphore in a therapy session.

"I'm right here, you don't need to yell!"

"Listen, I'm going to close my eyes for a short bit but you just keep on talking.".

"We need to text about our relationship."

No Junk Mail

'You'll have to get off that now. I need to make an important call.'

Varoufakis on German TV

'Speaking, or nothing-left-to-say-to-each-other section?'