Crisis Enthusiast Pillows

The Greek Crisis

"Today's stock rise was attributed to sales survival gear, nuclear fallout shelters, hazmat suits, emergency food supplies..."

'Hello - I've been parachuted in to save the bank.'

'How long has it been going on? I remember asking my dad the same question!'

"It's great to be up here. But I miss the crises about raising the debt ceiling and shutting down the government."

BBC - Crisis Management, Damage Control and Liability Supervision.

Chaos Theory - a butterfly flaps its wings...

"Well, it's unanimous. Instead of going out of business quietly, with dignity and grace, we've decided to end things killer asteroid-style, taking as many of our competitors with us as possible!"

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

'Call the boss! We're in trouble!'

"Fill me in so I can panic too."

Kiss the Commander in Chef

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

'The part I love is when they come home and say 'WHO did this?. . .'

Unrest Area.

'Do you want to watch the weather/natural disaster channel, the nuclear proliferation channel, or the gun violence/Kennedy assassination channel?'

Rats deserting a sinking ship

" It was a jungle out there, but I quite liked it."

"But they told me I was too big to fail."

A doorman fires a gun into the air.

Chaos Theory Conference.

Emergency Firebreaker

More Money for Greece.

"You stop it, now!"

The End of the World is Nigh - man with placard

"The gods are distributing Chinese menus."

Russia's Ukrainian Ambitions.

"What?"

"I thought an illogical framework would work better."

Extreme Birthdays.

'It was pretty crazy around here that day.'

Man in bookstore is looking at a large section of books devoted to stock market crash predictions.

'Entropy' sculpture crumbles

Mysterious installation of Mr. Pinch