Crisis Aficionado Pillows

'Do you want to watch the weather/natural disaster channel, the nuclear proliferation channel, or the gun violence/Kennedy assassination channel?'

Break Glass in an Emergency.

Tsipras goes home.

Lagarde and Varoufakis

The Media and Terrorism

The first car accident.

Sitting in a tree

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

Valentine Day

'Well, well - this should create a nice little wave of panic and hysteria.'

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

Lot for people who don't know how to park.

Love Birds love just being together

The End is Nigh

You just keep giving.

'Okay - Let's crash that bad boy.'

"I shouldn't worry if I were you. You have a habit of landing on your feet..!"

A small heart within a big heart.

"The madness started with the cow and spread to the others."

'Hello - I've been parachuted in to save the bank.'

"Well, I'll be - he cut and ran."

Party Party!

Oops! Basketball Game Interrupted

"Let's face it, Michele. We're not getting any older."

'Now that I think about it, you're right: Like bankers, we thrive on the misfortune of others...'

'It's big and it's yellow.'

Riding School: Horse eating a compendium.

"The working title needs work."

Lady leaving a crisis management office past an emergency panic button.

"He shows enormous potential."

Diners see restaurant signs; Grade A meals and Meals Without Comments.

Tinguely, Jean. Homage to the Dinner Party Mother Spent Months Preparing. Performance Piece. 1926.

Hopelessly devoted to you.

Two tired men on a train - 'Clubbing or parenting?'

Love Mix Ups.