Confusion Aficionado Pillows

Way In, Way Out, No Way Out.

'If I had to use one word to describe our strategy.'

Desert Island BBQ

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

'I'm going to add to the confusion. I'm going to sign my name upside-down.'

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

"In closing, I would like to remind the jury that he says he didn't do it."

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

Lot for people who don't know how to park.

ESP pizza: You'll get it before you order it or it's free!

The Fascinating Language of Ambivalence, Decoded.

Houdini.

'Arrivals and Departures - this railroad governed by Heisenberg's uncertainty principle'

"The madness started with the cow and spread to the others."

'Oh, now that's a nice vase...'

Mass Confucian

The Hypnotato,

Oops! Basketball Game Interrupted

"Now, see here, I've been wronged! Some no-good do-nothing rat pack got me sick, and I gotta know who!"

"Next, I will make the excitement and enthusiasm of the start of the school year disappear."

Happy-Go-Lucky-Father-Of-Two-Avid-Golfer-Longtime-Magnetic-Tape-Salesman-Kiwanis-Member or Thomas Pynchon?

A turkey displays a deck of cards.

"Why won’t you just admit you forgot where you parked the car?"

'This looks like the work of a surreal killer.'

Houdini's Dog.

Riding School: Horse eating a compendium.

"Oh, yes—do come in!"

'Joan of Arc? Was she Noah's wife?'

"Riddle your salad with pepper, sir?"

The Da Vinci Code Bookstore.