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'Do you want to watch the weather/natural disaster channel, the nuclear proliferation channel, or the gun violence/Kennedy assassination channel?'

Break Glass in an Emergency.

BBC - Crisis Management, Damage Control and Liability Supervision.

Tsipras goes home.

Lagarde and Varoufakis

The Media and Terrorism

The first car accident.

Back to school.

Sitting in a tree

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

Valentine Day

'Well, well - this should create a nice little wave of panic and hysteria.'

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

Love Birds love just being together

Lot for people who don't know how to park.

The End is Nigh

You just keep giving.

'Okay - Let's crash that bad boy.'

A small heart within a big heart.

Move Ahead with Basel III!

"I shouldn't worry if I were you. You have a habit of landing on your feet..!"

"The madness started with the cow and spread to the others."

"Well, I'll be - he cut and ran."

"Let's face it, Michele. We're not getting any older."

Party Party!

'Hello - I've been parachuted in to save the bank.'

'Now that I think about it, you're right: Like bankers, we thrive on the misfortune of others...'

Oops! Basketball Game Interrupted

'It's big and it's yellow.'

"The working title needs work."

Young Simon Cowell

Riding School: Horse eating a compendium.

Lady leaving a crisis management office past an emergency panic button.

"He shows enormous potential."

Test dummies in car, "Oh my god dave, look out for that wall!"