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Negotiating Skills for Beginners.

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

Terrorism leaves Iraq and moves on to new places.

Most valuable element.

Trouble everywhere...

"No, sweetheart, we're not fighting. Daddy is just haranguing me and Mommy is defending herself."

Putin Shoots Down Peace

'Do you want to watch the weather/natural disaster channel, the nuclear proliferation channel, or the gun violence/Kennedy assassination channel?'

A General tries to get rid of peace.

Political Issues

Russia's Ukrainian Ambitions.

"They say you shouldn't go to bed angry, so let's have it out right now before we go to sleep!"

"Gentlemen, on my signal, walk ten paces, turn around, and try to remember why you came out here."

"We can't even agree what to argue about any more!"

"The Jacksons will be there in about an hour and I promise you guys an epic fight!"

Loggerheads

"What do you suppose Ken Burns will have to say about all this in 30 years?"

Dove of Peace casting shadow of a fighter plane

Gaza destruction and cause.

"He's over possessive."

'Oh you mean that silly little email.'

Kim Jong Il is angry!

'Well, you knew the peace process was going to be dangerous.'

What a Cease-fire really means in Gaza-Israel War

"Yes, this is exactly how wars start—because of someone's insensitivity!"

"War, J.B. is the continuation of business by other means."

'We'll save a fortune in employment tribunals.'

Man and Women in a Boxing Ring

'Not another war film.'