Conflict Enthusiast T-Shirts

'What do you mean, we're incomapitble? We both like to fight.'

"Are you having another feud with the neighbours, Dear?"

Ukraine War

The Derider

Russia's Ukrainian Ambitions.

'Of course I have a war mentality. You don't expect me to have a peace mentality do you!'

Bashar al-Assad

Ignore them!

'Let's face it, we never got along. I'm just sorry it had to come to this.'

War artists.

Gadaffi is the Last Man Standing

Ambassador of peace

Infographic depiction of how everything works.

Mediterranean

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

Most valuable element.

Terrorism leaves Iraq and moves on to new places.

Trouble everywhere...

"No, sweetheart, we're not fighting. Daddy is just haranguing me and Mommy is defending herself."

Putin Shoots Down Peace

Political Issues

A General tries to get rid of peace.

"The British are coming. Just sayin'."

"They say you shouldn't go to bed angry, so let's have it out right now before we go to sleep!"

"The Jacksons will be there in about an hour and I promise you guys an epic fight!"

"We can't even agree what to argue about any more!"

"Gentlemen, on my signal, walk ten paces, turn around, and try to remember why you came out here."

Loggerheads

What? I had to fire our flare gun at him before he fired his flare gun at us!

Dove of Peace casting shadow of a fighter plane

Gaza destruction and cause.

'Oh you mean that silly little email.'

"Sorry, Man! I had no idea Alexa would be here!"

"Yes, this is exactly how wars start—because of someone's insensitivity!"

'Well, you knew the peace process was going to be dangerous.'