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"I really wish you'd come to me first with your problems, Tom, before going on the "World's Worst Bosses' reality show!"

Gaza

"But WHAT makes you think he doesn't like you?"

'On TV they play dramatic music as the contestants enter the ring'

Kofi Annan and the UN say 'Stop' to al-Assad in Syria.

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

Most valuable element.

Terrorism leaves Iraq and moves on to new places.

"It's something new I've been trying. Social scientists call it 'Productive Disagreement.'"

Trouble everywhere...

"For God's sake, just split the last donut!"

A General tries to get rid of peace.

Political Issues

'RIGHT! Just you wait 'till Tony Blair hears about this!'

"No, sweetheart, we're not fighting. Daddy is just haranguing me and Mommy is defending herself."

Putin Shoots Down Peace

"Ha! Today we informed the boss about our rights!"

Sometimes I feel the company would collapse if we weren't here.

Russia's Ukrainian Ambitions.

That's a good question, Ossie... may I call you 'Ossie', Ossie?

"Count them again. There can't be more trouble sports than there are countries."

"They say you shouldn't go to bed angry, so let's have it out right now before we go to sleep!"

Ukraine Crisis

"Gentlemen, on my signal, walk ten paces, turn around, and try to remember why you came out here."

"We can't even agree what to argue about any more!"

"I apologize for that little incident at sea. I feel as bad about that as I'm sure you feel about zionism comments."

Dove of Peace casting shadow of a fighter plane

Gaza destruction and cause.

"I've been trying to apply that 'forgive and forget' principle..."

What a Cease-fire really means in Gaza-Israel War

"War, J.B. is the continuation of business by other means."

"Yes, this is exactly how wars start—because of someone's insensitivity!"

War and Death.

"He's over possessive."

Sulking