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"Take one thousand steps backward, turn, and fire."

'When we agreed to peace talks - I was thinking of something a little more . . . I don't know congenial.'

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

"Another job well done by your conflict resolution specialist."

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

"In lieu of a pre-nup we decided just to label everything."

"They're having a fight over how best to handle client conflict."

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..."

'Hey, look, I can stand up and shout, too!'

'The toughest things you have to deal with in this job, is feelings and lawyers.'

Israel/Palestine Conflict

"Want me to talk to the squirrel's mother, or would you prefer to handle it on your own?"

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

"We hope seeing a marriage counselor maybe could make one of us less stubborn!"

"I think before we begin to address me, we need to talk about the clown in the room."

'Why don't you try seeing it from your point of view?'

"He keeps reissuing everything I take issue with."

'WELL, that certainly was a frank discussion! Shall we proceed to the inevitable apologies, retractions and clarifications?'

'I won't lower myself to the level of my opponent.'

'This rift between you and Dr. Voight has become a chasm.'

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

"I can't even remember what we were fighting about."

Terrorism leaves Iraq and moves on to new places.

Sulk Shows

"Well, let's quickly put Ken's incredibly incendiary remarks behind us and hopefully continue the discussion in a simmering rage."

The Adrenal Gland Answers Your Questions

Most valuable element.

"If we can't find the way forward, let's find the way back."

'Thanks, Brian, for your thoughtful and constructive proposal. Without further ado, we'll now dive into malicious, envy-based criticism, character assassination and petty bickering!'

'I thought people were quite receptive to the change seminar.'

'A few messages came in during your lunch break.'