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"The most worrisome part is they both work in the Dispute Resolution Department!"

"I gave you the axe. How dare you come back and use it to intimidate me."

"I'm feeling a little guilty for having introduced them to each other."

"No, sweetheart, we're not fighting. Daddy is just haranguing me and Mommy is defending herself."

Kosovo today?

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

Terrorism leaves Iraq and moves on to new places.

Most valuable element.

"It's something new I've been trying. Social scientists call it 'Productive Disagreement.'"

Trouble everywhere...

"For God's sake, just split the last donut!"

Putin Shoots Down Peace

"...And it's a lot faster than a divorce!"

Political Issues

"Ha! Today we informed the boss about our rights!"

A General tries to get rid of peace.

'RIGHT! Just you wait 'till Tony Blair hears about this!'

"Oh, he claims I bit his head off, did he? And I suppose you BELIEVED him?"

"They say you shouldn't go to bed angry, so let's have it out right now before we go to sleep!"

That's a good question, Ossie... may I call you 'Ossie', Ossie?

"Gentlemen, on my signal, walk ten paces, turn around, and try to remember why you came out here."

Ukraine Crisis

"We can't even agree what to argue about any more!"

"I apologize for that little incident at sea. I feel as bad about that as I'm sure you feel about zionism comments."

Russia's Ukrainian Ambitions.

Dove of Peace casting shadow of a fighter plane

Gaza destruction and cause.

"He's over possessive."

War and Death.

"Is it a 'personal attack' if I can prove he’s an idiot?"

Playing With Peace

'Well, you knew the peace process was going to be dangerous.'

Arafat eats peace dove: 'BURP!'

What a Cease-fire really means in Gaza-Israel War

"Yes, this is exactly how wars start—because of someone's insensitivity!"