Conflict Resolution Aficionado Gifts

"The most worrisome part is they both work in the Dispute Resolution Department!"

"I gave you the axe. How dare you come back and use it to intimidate me."

"I'm feeling a little guilty for having introduced them to each other."

"No, sweetheart, we're not fighting. Daddy is just haranguing me and Mommy is defending herself."

Kosovo today?

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

Terrorism leaves Iraq and moves on to new places.

Most valuable element.

"It's something new I've been trying. Social scientists call it 'Productive Disagreement.'"

"For God's sake, just split the last donut!"

Trouble everywhere...

A General tries to get rid of peace.

Political Issues

"...And it's a lot faster than a divorce!"

"Ha! Today we informed the boss about our rights!"

Putin Shoots Down Peace

'RIGHT! Just you wait 'till Tony Blair hears about this!'

"I apologize for that little incident at sea. I feel as bad about that as I'm sure you feel about zionism comments."

"They say you shouldn't go to bed angry, so let's have it out right now before we go to sleep!"

"Oh, he claims I bit his head off, did he? And I suppose you BELIEVED him?"

Ukraine Crisis

That's a good question, Ossie... may I call you 'Ossie', Ossie?

'That's it. Work out your aggressions just like the wild rams do.'

Russia's Ukrainian Ambitions.

"Gentlemen, on my signal, walk ten paces, turn around, and try to remember why you came out here."

"We can't even agree what to argue about any more!"

Dove of Peace casting shadow of a fighter plane

Gaza destruction and cause.

'Well, you knew the peace process was going to be dangerous.'

"Is it a 'personal attack' if I can prove he’s an idiot?"

Playing With Peace

"He's over possessive."

What a Cease-fire really means in Gaza-Israel War

Arafat eats peace dove: 'BURP!'

"Yes, this is exactly how wars start—because of someone's insensitivity!"