Conflict Resolution Enthusiasts Gifts

"I really wish you'd come to me first with your problems, Tom, before going on the "World's Worst Bosses' reality show!"

Gaza

"But WHAT makes you think he doesn't like you?"

'On TV they play dramatic music as the contestants enter the ring'

Kofi Annan and the UN say 'Stop' to al-Assad in Syria.

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

Terrorism leaves Iraq and moves on to new places.

Most valuable element.

"It's something new I've been trying. Social scientists call it 'Productive Disagreement.'"

Trouble everywhere...

"For God's sake, just split the last donut!"

'RIGHT! Just you wait 'till Tony Blair hears about this!'

A General tries to get rid of peace.

Political Issues

"Ha! Today we informed the boss about our rights!"

"No, sweetheart, we're not fighting. Daddy is just haranguing me and Mommy is defending herself."

Putin Shoots Down Peace

Sometimes I feel the company would collapse if we weren't here.

"Count them again. There can't be more trouble sports than there are countries."

Ukraine Crisis

"I apologize for that little incident at sea. I feel as bad about that as I'm sure you feel about zionism comments."

"They say you shouldn't go to bed angry, so let's have it out right now before we go to sleep!"

That's a good question, Ossie... may I call you 'Ossie', Ossie?

'That's it. Work out your aggressions just like the wild rams do.'

Russia's Ukrainian Ambitions.

"Gentlemen, on my signal, walk ten paces, turn around, and try to remember why you came out here."

"We can't even agree what to argue about any more!"

Dove of Peace casting shadow of a fighter plane

"I've been trying to apply that 'forgive and forget' principle..."

Gaza destruction and cause.

'Well, you knew the peace process was going to be dangerous.'

"He's over possessive."

What a Cease-fire really means in Gaza-Israel War

Sulking

"Yes, this is exactly how wars start—because of someone's insensitivity!"