Conflict Resolution Admirers Gifts

"Take one thousand steps backward, turn, and fire."

'When we agreed to peace talks - I was thinking of something a little more . . . I don't know congenial.'

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

"Another job well done by your conflict resolution specialist."

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

"In lieu of a pre-nup we decided just to label everything."

"They're having a fight over how best to handle client conflict."

"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..."

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

'Hey, look, I can stand up and shout, too!'

"That's the last time I'm going to allow politics to be discussed in the office."

Israel/Palestine Conflict

'The toughest things you have to deal with in this job, is feelings and lawyers.'

"Nice epic battle between good and evil!"

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

"Want me to talk to the squirrel's mother, or would you prefer to handle it on your own?"

I love you. You're my everything. Mixed Message Arts.

'Why don't you try seeing it from your point of view?'

"He keeps reissuing everything I take issue with."

"I think before we begin to address me, we need to talk about the clown in the room."

"We hope seeing a marriage counselor maybe could make one of us less stubborn!"

'WELL, that certainly was a frank discussion! Shall we proceed to the inevitable apologies, retractions and clarifications?'

'I won't lower myself to the level of my opponent.'

'This rift between you and Dr. Voight has become a chasm.'

Two Rages Passing in the Night

Most valuable element.

Terrorism leaves Iraq and moves on to new places.

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

"Well, let's quickly put Ken's incredibly incendiary remarks behind us and hopefully continue the discussion in a simmering rage."

"If we can't find the way forward, let's find the way back."

"I can't even remember what we were fighting about."

Sulk Shows

The Adrenal Gland Answers Your Questions

'Thanks, Brian, for your thoughtful and constructive proposal. Without further ado, we'll now dive into malicious, envy-based criticism, character assassination and petty bickering!'