Conflict Resolution Aficionados Gifts

Trash Talking

"You're not listening!"

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

"Nice epic battle between good and evil!"

"We hope seeing a marriage counselor maybe could make one of us less stubborn!"

Terrorism leaves Iraq and moves on to new places.

Most valuable element.

Trouble everywhere...

"For God's sake, just split the last donut!"

'Are we us or them?'

'RIGHT! Just you wait 'till Tony Blair hears about this!'

Political Issues

A General tries to get rid of peace.

"No, sweetheart, we're not fighting. Daddy is just haranguing me and Mommy is defending herself."

Putin Shoots Down Peace

Sometimes I feel the company would collapse if we weren't here.

"Gentlemen, on my signal, walk ten paces, turn around, and try to remember why you came out here."

"What would happen if you put down your weapon and tried to work things out peacefully?"

"I apologize for that little incident at sea. I feel as bad about that as I'm sure you feel about zionism comments."

"We can't even agree what to argue about any more!"

Russia's Ukrainian Ambitions.

"Count them again. There can't be more trouble sports than there are countries."

'That's it. Work out your aggressions just like the wild rams do.'

Middle East Peace Process.

"They say you shouldn't go to bed angry, so let's have it out right now before we go to sleep!"

Ukraine Crisis

'No, please, go on. It's so refreshing to talk to someone with an entirely different point of view.'

Dove of Peace casting shadow of a fighter plane

Gaza destruction and cause.

'Well, you knew the peace process was going to be dangerous.'

War and Death.

"He's over possessive."

What a Cease-fire really means in Gaza-Israel War

"Yes, this is exactly how wars start—because of someone's insensitivity!"