Conflict Resolution Fans Gifts

'Enough of this bickering! let's just do it alphabetically.'

You gave me the wrong drink. I demand a total refund. Ok. Where's the drink? What do you mean? I drank it. It wasn't til I was done that I realized it was the wrong drink. The right drink leaves a different aftertaste. You can't finish the drink and then ask for a refund. That's not how it works. You didn't tell me that before I paid for the wrong drink. So that's on you. That's not how it works!

'Archie, As I was here first, I believe that last six-pack is mine.'

"They say they're sorry, but they're etween relationships right now."

Road rage in olden days

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

"Nice epic battle between good and evil!"

"We hope seeing a marriage counselor maybe could make one of us less stubborn!"

Terrorism leaves Iraq and moves on to new places.

Most valuable element.

Trouble everywhere...

'Are we us or them?'

Political Issues

This time...War on Terrorism.

A General tries to get rid of peace.

Putin Shoots Down Peace

"No, sweetheart, we're not fighting. Daddy is just haranguing me and Mommy is defending herself."

'RIGHT! Just you wait 'till Tony Blair hears about this!'

"Oh, he claims I bit his head off, did he? And I suppose you BELIEVED him?"

"They say you shouldn't go to bed angry, so let's have it out right now before we go to sleep!"

Middle East Peace Process.

"What would happen if you put down your weapon and tried to work things out peacefully?"

Russia's Ukrainian Ambitions.

"I apologize for that little incident at sea. I feel as bad about that as I'm sure you feel about zionism comments."

"Gentlemen, on my signal, walk ten paces, turn around, and try to remember why you came out here."

Ukraine Crisis

"We can't even agree what to argue about any more!"

'No, please, go on. It's so refreshing to talk to someone with an entirely different point of view.'

Dove of Peace casting shadow of a fighter plane

"It started with a simple case of peer review."

Gaza destruction and cause.

Playing With Peace

Arafat eats peace dove: 'BURP!'

"Yes, this is exactly how wars start—because of someone's insensitivity!"