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Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

"Too crowded. Let's go."

Terrorism leaves Iraq and moves on to new places.

Most valuable element.

Invade/Fail/Deny

Trouble everywhere...

Arms race - USA and Russia.

Neutral Man.

Political Issues

Militant Pacifists

Putin Shoots Down Peace

A General tries to get rid of peace.

"No, sweetheart, we're not fighting. Daddy is just haranguing me and Mommy is defending herself."

"The British are coming. Just sayin'."

"They say you shouldn't go to bed angry, so let's have it out right now before we go to sleep!"

"Gentlemen, on my signal, walk ten paces, turn around, and try to remember why you came out here."

"We can't even agree what to argue about any more!"

Loggerheads

"The Jacksons will be there in about an hour and I promise you guys an epic fight!"

Russia's Ukrainian Ambitions.

Dove of Peace casting shadow of a fighter plane

Gaza destruction and cause.

"He's over possessive."

'Oh you mean that silly little email.'

"The Chilcot inquiry? No, this is the inquiry into what happened to the Chilcot inquiry."

Kim Jong Il is angry!

Mr Punch's Design for A Statue to Miss Nightingale

'Well, you knew the peace process was going to be dangerous.'

What a Cease-fire really means in Gaza-Israel War

"Yes, this is exactly how wars start—because of someone's insensitivity!"

"War, J.B. is the continuation of business by other means."