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"Still not getting along with the neighbors?"

"It's blank because we haven't found a new war yet."

"Sorry, Man! I had no idea Alexa would be here!"

'If you don't want to know the war - look away now.'

"The Jacksons will be there in about an hour and I promise you guys an epic fight!"

'Oh, they're just having another heated argument.'

'Still rubbing everyone up the wrong way,Sid?'

'Oh you mean that silly little email.'

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."

The First Annual Game Show Week.

"No party - it's for testing the atom smasher."

Terrorism leaves Iraq and moves on to new places.

Most valuable element.

Invade/Fail/Deny

Trouble everywhere...

Basically, you should think outside the box, but don't color outside the lines!

A General tries to get rid of peace.

Political Issues

Militant Pacifists

Putin Shoots Down Peace

Russia's Ukrainian Ambitions.

What? I had to fire our flare gun at him before he fired his flare gun at us!

"We can't even agree what to argue about any more!"

Loggerheads

"They say you shouldn't go to bed angry, so let's have it out right now before we go to sleep!"

"Gentlemen, on my signal, walk ten paces, turn around, and try to remember why you came out here."

Dove of Peace casting shadow of a fighter plane

An incident from the Eglinton Tournament, scene 2.

Gaza destruction and cause.

'Well, you knew the peace process was going to be dangerous.'

"He's over possessive."

What a Cease-fire really means in Gaza-Israel War

"Yes, this is exactly how wars start—because of someone's insensitivity!"