Comedic Conflict Connoisseur T-Shirts

Loggerheads

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

Wedding Day Itinerary.

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

'I'm also fluent in Geek.'

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

Bernie the Monday morning quarterback meets David the Monday morning linebacker.

Sale on Bathing Suits, One Size Fits None.

'Choose, Fenster

Malcolm Sargent

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

"Don't worry your majesty, they can't see you, this is a one way mirror."

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

Inaction Figure

'Don't worry it's organic...'

"I thought he was into fitness, but his 'fitness tracker' turned out to be a flea and tick collar."

'Well, somebody on this stupid little planet ordered an extra-large with pepperoni and mushrooms!'

'Bye dear! I'll have another nice reindeer steak ready for you when you get back.'

'Please, could you me to Polish my diet!'

'Why do they call these conventions when everyone here is so unconventional?'

'Wine represents all things civilized. It's an artistic expression, a manifestation of cultural enlightenment...'

'It's Blurred.'

'The first cocktail.'

I know I'm not qualified for the job, but watch my incredible video resume anyway. It got an Honorable Mention at Cannes!

"Shouldn't there be some sort of pecking order around here?"

"We're gonna need a bigger comic."

Pisa Hut.

"Dr. Livingstone will see you now."