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Loggerheads

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

Wedding Day Itinerary.

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

The Family Joules: Part 21

'I'm also fluent in Geek.'

Math Camp. I should have read the brochure more carefully before I signed up -- It says "Go on an add-venture and have sum fun"!

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

"Don't worry your majesty, they can't see you, this is a one way mirror."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Seven

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

Sale on Bathing Suits, One Size Fits None.

Bernie the Monday morning quarterback meets David the Monday morning linebacker.

Malcolm Sargent

'Choose, Fenster

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

'Don't worry it's organic...'

"It wasn't a farming accident. She just bit my head off again."

"I thought he was into fitness, but his 'fitness tracker' turned out to be a flea and tick collar."

'Please, could you me to Polish my diet!'

'Well, somebody on this stupid little planet ordered an extra-large with pepperoni and mushrooms!'

'Why do they call these conventions when everyone here is so unconventional?'

I think my work ethic needs some work. Not to mention some ethics.

'Bye dear! I'll have another nice reindeer steak ready for you when you get back.'

The Family Joules: Part 3

Inaction Figure

'Wine represents all things civilized. It's an artistic expression, a manifestation of cultural enlightenment...'

'It's Blurred.'

"We're gonna need a bigger comic."

I know I'm not qualified for the job, but watch my incredible video resume anyway. It got an Honorable Mention at Cannes!

Milton wonders if it would be possible to substitute scotch and sex for tea and sympathy.

"Shouldn't there be some sort of pecking order around here?"

"Dr. Livingstone will see you now."

Atomic Bear: Part 5