Crisis Control Enthusiast Pillows

"Let's not panic till we know whether it's coming in or going out."

"The TV remote? So, I decide what we watch tonight?"

"By labeling it, I control it."

'We've moved some fussy people, but she tops it!'

'What a control freak!'

'It's your remote. Hold on to it. Don't let other people push your buttons.' The kind of help men go for.

USA Putting Out Fires

Tsipras and Merkel

"Is there a spin doctor in the house?"

'I have an open-door policy, but only until the air conditioner is repaired.'

Editorial Control

'Of course you're a failure! Look at you - seventy-two and you've never had a mid-life crisis!'

"Mabel, you are becoming a control freak..."

'Ok, I won't let on we're sinking until the water reaches earlobes - then someone's going to hear about it!'

"It's so hard to settle on a office temperature that everybody likes."

'Hello - I've been parachuted in to save the bank.'

"I am a control freak."

'We've simplified the control to 2 buttons - snooze and panic.'

"I should have know he was a control freak when he seduced me in his signal box."

"I like things to be done my way but by somebody else."

Lady leaving a crisis management office past an emergency panic button.

"No sooner do we get over one problem, another rears its ugly head !"

Micromanager of the Year Award: 'No, you need to present the award from my left...and did you do the awards form 87F, 2012?...'

"Suddenly, trying to figure out who to blame for our crumbling infrastructure seems pointless..."

"My mom was a helicopter parent growing up and now she's become a B52 since I started working."

"I have no problem with dictatorships; my problem is with not being the dictator."

"I hope this isn't another one of your crazy bounce-me-off-the-wall ideas."

'These new electronic tags are fantastic, they really make it possible for managers to keep track.'

“Mom, can you come get me?”

The Ticking Bomb Beneath Greece

I want you to make it so my eyes follow everybody around the boardroom.

"First, locate the pin on your extinguisher..."

'How long have you had this need to be in control?'

'How long have you had this need to be in control?'

"How can I work with you constantly looking over my shoulder?"