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"Let's not panic till we know whether it's coming in or going out."

"The TV remote? So, I decide what we watch tonight?"

"By labeling it, I control it."

'We've moved some fussy people, but she tops it!'

'What a control freak!'

'It's your remote. Hold on to it. Don't let other people push your buttons.' The kind of help men go for.

USA Putting Out Fires

"Is there a spin doctor in the house?"

Tsipras and Merkel

'I have an open-door policy, but only until the air conditioner is repaired.'

Editorial Control

'Ok, I won't let on we're sinking until the water reaches earlobes - then someone's going to hear about it!'

"I am a control freak."

'Hello - I've been parachuted in to save the bank.'

"It's so hard to settle on a office temperature that everybody likes."

'Of course you're a failure! Look at you - seventy-two and you've never had a mid-life crisis!'

"Mabel, you are becoming a control freak..."

'We've simplified the control to 2 buttons - snooze and panic.'

Master of Disaster

"I should have know he was a control freak when he seduced me in his signal box."

"I like things to be done my way but by somebody else."

Lady leaving a crisis management office past an emergency panic button.

"No sooner do we get over one problem, another rears its ugly head !"

Micromanager of the Year Award: 'No, you need to present the award from my left...and did you do the awards form 87F, 2012?...'

"Suddenly, trying to figure out who to blame for our crumbling infrastructure seems pointless..."

“Mom, can you come get me?”

"I hope this isn't another one of your crazy bounce-me-off-the-wall ideas."

"I have no problem with dictatorships; my problem is with not being the dictator."

"My mom was a helicopter parent growing up and now she's become a B52 since I started working."

"First, locate the pin on your extinguisher..."

'These new electronic tags are fantastic, they really make it possible for managers to keep track.'

The Ticking Bomb Beneath Greece

I want you to make it so my eyes follow everybody around the boardroom.

'How long have you had this need to be in control?'

'How long have you had this need to be in control?'