The Greek Crisis
Crisis Enthusiast Gifts
Looking for a gift for the crisis enthusiast? Our collection of witty and humorous items captures the spirit of someone who embraces chaos and finds humor in challenging times. Perfect for those who see the bright side of every upheaval, our products make light of life's unpredictable moments. Whether it's a quirky mug, a funny t-shirt, or a humorous print, these gifts are sure to bring smiles to anyone who navigates crises with a sense of humor and resilience.
"Today's stock rise was attributed to sales survival gear, nuclear fallout shelters, hazmat suits, emergency food supplies..."
'Hello - I've been parachuted in to save the bank.'
'How long has it been going on? I remember asking my dad the same question!'
"It's great to be up here. But I miss the crises about raising the debt ceiling and shutting down the government."
BBC - Crisis Management, Damage Control and Liability Supervision.
Chaos Theory - a butterfly flaps its wings...
"Well, it's unanimous. Instead of going out of business quietly, with dignity and grace, we've decided to end things killer asteroid-style, taking as many of our competitors with us as possible!"
'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'
"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."
'Call the boss! We're in trouble!'
"Fill me in so I can panic too."
Kiss the Commander in Chef
Man finishing painting through flap in door.
'The part I love is when they come home and say 'WHO did this?. . .'
Unrest Area.
'Do you want to watch the weather/natural disaster channel, the nuclear proliferation channel, or the gun violence/Kennedy assassination channel?'
Rats deserting a sinking ship
" It was a jungle out there, but I quite liked it."
"But they told me I was too big to fail."
A doorman fires a gun into the air.
Chaos Theory Conference.
Emergency Firebreaker
More Money for Greece.
"You stop it, now!"
The End of the World is Nigh - man with placard
"The gods are distributing Chinese menus."
Russia's Ukrainian Ambitions.
"What?"
"I thought an illogical framework would work better."
Extreme Birthdays.
'It was pretty crazy around here that day.'
Man in bookstore is looking at a large section of books devoted to stock market crash predictions.
'Entropy' sculpture crumbles
Mysterious installation of Mr. Pinch
Crisis Enthusiast Gifts Collection
Crisis Enthusiast Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs made for crisis enthusiasts who love humor with their coffee—brighten up mornings with a dose of wit and resilience.
Crisis Enthusiast Pillows
Find pillows that bring comfort and humor to turbulent times. Perfect for crisis enthusiasts who want their space to reflect their spirited outlook.
Crisis Enthusiast Prints
Brighten your room with prints that celebrate chaotic humor. Designed for crisis enthusiasts, these artworks add a witty touch to any space.
Crisis Enthusiast T-Shirts
Looking for a t-shirt that captures your love for chaos? Discover our range designed for the crisis enthusiast with a sense of humor and style.