Crisis Communicators Pillows

Coronavirus 100k Deaths

'Complete sentences?? Jeez, how verbose can you get?'

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

Covid deniers and anti-vaxxers

"We evolved from asteroids"

'Crisis'

'This is Martins, the office I was telling you about. She's got a real knack for texting people down from window ledges!'

The next wave

"Abbreviations here, abbreviations there, and one is more incomprehensible than the next!"

The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'And let such sacrilege go uncontested? Never! I demand equal time for alternate explanations of things.'

"If we evolved from stupid people, why are there stupid people still around?"

COVID-19 Stops Economy

A mathematical question for you. Do we divide or multiply?

"The biopsy on your mole came back negative, which is positive, which is good."

What the patient heard and what the doctor meant to convey.

"Hmm. . . Human droppings. . .!"

'And the actual value of the Hubble Constant is critical to the question or whether our Universe will continue to expand forever, or...POP.'

Try not to worry.

'Now we'll have to explain it to the press. Remember - keep it superficial.'

I hate it when the moon shows his dark side...

Coronavirus: People Dying/People Losing Money

"I'm not great at communication, but my little buddy is."

"Speechmaking during a pandemic can be unnerving.. just pretend there's an audience!"

'That line means good managerial skills!'

'I've got a patient who needs to chat to someone...Have you got anyone who's completed the 'verbal communication with patients in a personal, supportive but not disempowering' course?'

Research Concludes: We are destroying Earth.

"Typing and shorthand will be useful but how are you at handling the unexpected?"

Body Language - Hiss!

'Since light travels faster than sound, is that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?'

'He's not finished his media training!'