Crisis Communicators Pillows

Coronavirus 100k Deaths

Hey, calm down --- Now, what did you say again?

'Complete sentences?? Jeez, how verbose can you get?'

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

Covid deniers and anti-vaxxers

"We evolved from asteroids"

'Crisis'

'This is Martins, the office I was telling you about. She's got a real knack for texting people down from window ledges!'

COVID-19 Stops Economy

"Abbreviations here, abbreviations there, and one is more incomprehensible than the next!"

The next wave

The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'And let such sacrilege go uncontested? Never! I demand equal time for alternate explanations of things.'

"If we evolved from stupid people, why are there stupid people still around?"

"The biopsy on your mole came back negative, which is positive, which is good."

A mathematical question for you. Do we divide or multiply?

What the patient heard and what the doctor meant to convey.

Climate Conference. I'm glad you enjoyed my speech, but please don't call it the "high-water mark."

"Hmm. . . Human droppings. . .!"

'And the actual value of the Hubble Constant is critical to the question or whether our Universe will continue to expand forever, or...POP.'

Try not to worry.

'Now we'll have to explain it to the press. Remember - keep it superficial.'

"I'm not great at communication, but my little buddy is."

Coronavirus: People Dying/People Losing Money

I hate it when the moon shows his dark side...

'That line means good managerial skills!'

"Speechmaking during a pandemic can be unnerving.. just pretend there's an audience!"

'I wonder if TED ever listens.'

'I've got a patient who needs to chat to someone...Have you got anyone who's completed the 'verbal communication with patients in a personal, supportive but not disempowering' course?'

Research Concludes: We are destroying Earth.

"Typing and shorthand will be useful but how are you at handling the unexpected?"

'Since light travels faster than sound, is that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?'

And now it's time for "Critic's Corner." Today, Gene will criticize the basic structure of the universe.

'He's not finished his media training!'

Advertising Lessons from the Old School

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