Crisis Communicator Pillows

'. . . Doom gloom. . . horror. . . shock. . . nightmare scenario. . .'

'I want a statement from your publicist about this incident and I want it now!'

SOS.

Journalist foaming at the mouth whilst writing about foot and mouth.

Food shortages

"Speechmaking during a pandemic can be unnerving.. just pretend there's an audience!"

Coronavirus: People Dying/People Losing Money

COVID-19 Stops Economy

Hey, calm down --- Now, what did you say again?

"The economy always seems to be recovering, but it never recovers."

'Complete sentences?? Jeez, how verbose can you get?'

Wall Street Couch

Slipping and sliding down the slope...

"We evolved from asteroids"

'Crisis'

Ukraine Crisis

Chinese stock market

Early Attempt at Quantitative Easing.

Spanish bank needs propping up.

"Abbreviations here, abbreviations there, and one is more incomprehensible than the next!"

The next wave

Economic Downturns

"If we evolved from stupid people, why are there stupid people still around?"

'This is Martins, the office I was telling you about. She's got a real knack for texting people down from window ledges!'

'This is our Greek debt, this is our Spanish debt, and this is our Portuguese debt...'

The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'And let such sacrilege go uncontested? Never! I demand equal time for alternate explanations of things.'

A mathematical question for you. Do we divide or multiply?

"Hmm. . . Human droppings. . .!"

'Our company has hit an icebery and is sinking fast. Of course, it's all very symbolic.'

Climate Conference. I'm glad you enjoyed my speech, but please don't call it the "high-water mark."

The bailout.

Unconditional Surrender

Euro fall...

'And the actual value of the Hubble Constant is critical to the question or whether our Universe will continue to expand forever, or...POP.'

Try not to worry.