Crisis Coordinator Pillows

'Crisis'

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

The Baby Walker

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

"Quick, start the car!"

'Honey, where's my cell phone?'

"The meeting will come to order."

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

Here and There Trays

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

'Hey Einstein, how about converting some of your mass into energy and getting this place cleaned up?'

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

"Don't tell me... you hired a professional decorator!"

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

BBC - Crisis Management, Damage Control and Liability Supervision.

'You'll soon get the hang of it - then they'll change it.'

"I've told you before one at each end!"

Riding School Chaos

"It's crazy here! They're all on recreational rugs."

'Did you bark, M'Lady?'

Mayhem, Inc. Part 29

Girl who can't cook meets guys who can't fix stuff.

Bears going water skiing.

'Great Therapy!'

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

"Sir, your ducks, they are not in a row."

"But if I don't break stuff who will?"

'Fred's Office Supply? I'd like to order a dozen more desk bins and a step-ladder please.'

'I'm glad you're able to be with us more, but I'd appreciate it if you'd say you're 'spending time' with us, not 'doing time' with us.'

'Truth? I am just looking out the window...'

Wedding disaster #27.