"Typing and shorthand will be useful but how are you at handling the unexpected?"
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BBC - Crisis Management, Damage Control and Liability Supervision.
Distance to avoid contagion
IRMA Hurricane Recovery in Cuba
'This one is for keeping 'On Message' in the spin wars.'
'Crisis'
Personnel. Any experience in crisis management? No...Just production.
"What's important is that we learn from what we must never admit happened."
COVID-19 Stops Economy
'This is Martins, the office I was telling you about. She's got a real knack for texting people down from window ledges!'
UBLIC RELATIONS IN CASE OF EMERGENCY BREAK GLASS
'So, how bad is it? Who can bring me up to speed?'
"I wanted to always play it down. I still like playing it down because I don’t want to create a panic."
'We should e-mail this and point out that many of our victims were in key marginals...'
"I'm an expert in crisis management, I've got three daughters!"
"Baxter, I've decided to take you off crisis management."
"I'm concerned, Larry. All you seem to do lately is put out fires and run around like a..."
The inevitable conflict of interest facing every crisis manager.
"Until we know more about the nature of the threat, we should stay calm and wash out hands to keep it from spreading."
Coronavirus: People Dying/People Losing Money
Emergency Firebreaker
Tsipras and Merkel
"Get me someone in Apologies, someone in Walkbacks, and send up the whole Scapegoating team."
More Money for Greece.
"It got so bad that had to bring Jones in to turn things around."
Desk bins contain fires to be put out.
What concerns you more about politicians, unanswered questions or unquestioned answers?
"Motion denied then"
'Hello - I've been parachuted in to save the bank.'
It wasn't easy, but we finally plugged the hole.
Hook them with a crisis.
"Speechmaking during a pandemic can be unnerving.. just pretend there's an audience!"
In case of emergency...break glass: Crisis Manual.
Master of Disaster
"Appears to be some kind of unscheduled event. Better conference me in with legal."
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