Crisis Worker Pillows

"Oh no, we're out of coffee!"

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

IRMA Hurricane Recovery in Cuba

'This one is for keeping 'On Message' in the spin wars.'

'Crisis'

"What's important is that we learn from what we must never admit happened."

UBLIC RELATIONS IN CASE OF EMERGENCY BREAK GLASS

COVID-19 Stops Economy

"Here's something extra to cover his lousy tip. Blame his fifth grade math teacher."

'This is Martins, the office I was telling you about. She's got a real knack for texting people down from window ledges!'

'So, how bad is it? Who can bring me up to speed?'

"I'm working part time, but I'm hoping that once I finish my master's they'll up my hours to full time."

'We should e-mail this and point out that many of our victims were in key marginals...'

"I wanted to always play it down. I still like playing it down because I don’t want to create a panic."

"I'm an expert in crisis management, I've got three daughters!"

"Baxter, I've decided to take you off crisis management."

"I'm concerned, Larry. All you seem to do lately is put out fires and run around like a..."

The inevitable conflict of interest facing every crisis manager.

Tsipras and Merkel

Emergency Firebreaker

"Get me someone in Apologies, someone in Walkbacks, and send up the whole Scapegoating team."

"It got so bad that had to bring Jones in to turn things around."

"You gave me the wrong drink. I demand a total refund!!" "OK. Where's the drink?" "What do you mean? I drank it. It wasn't till I was done that I realized it was the wrong drink. The right drink leaves a different aftertaste." "You can't finish the drink and then ask for a refund. That's not how it works." "You didn't tell me that before I paid for the wrong drink. So that's on you." "That's not how it works!"

Coronavirus: People Dying/People Losing Money

More Money for Greece.

'Maybe I should change this thing more often...'

Hook them with a crisis.

'Hello - I've been parachuted in to save the bank.'

"Speechmaking during a pandemic can be unnerving.. just pretend there's an audience!"

In case of emergency...break glass: Crisis Manual.

"Maybe you're not underemployed - maybe you're just overeducated."