Crisis Worker Pillows

"Oh no, we're out of coffee!"

BBC - Crisis Management, Damage Control and Liability Supervision.

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

IRMA Hurricane Recovery in Cuba

'This one is for keeping 'On Message' in the spin wars.'

Personnel. Any experience in crisis management? No...Just production.

'Crisis'

"What's important is that we learn from what we must never admit happened."

UBLIC RELATIONS IN CASE OF EMERGENCY BREAK GLASS

"Here's something extra to cover his lousy tip. Blame his fifth grade math teacher."

COVID-19 Stops Economy

'This is Martins, the office I was telling you about. She's got a real knack for texting people down from window ledges!'

'So, how bad is it? Who can bring me up to speed?'

"I'm working part time, but I'm hoping that once I finish my master's they'll up my hours to full time."

'We should e-mail this and point out that many of our victims were in key marginals...'

"I wanted to always play it down. I still like playing it down because I don’t want to create a panic."

"I'm an expert in crisis management, I've got three daughters!"

"Baxter, I've decided to take you off crisis management."

"I'm concerned, Larry. All you seem to do lately is put out fires and run around like a..."

The inevitable conflict of interest facing every crisis manager.

"It got so bad that had to bring Jones in to turn things around."

"Until we know more about the nature of the threat, we should stay calm and wash out hands to keep it from spreading."

"You gave me the wrong drink. I demand a total refund!!" "OK. Where's the drink?" "What do you mean? I drank it. It wasn't till I was done that I realized it was the wrong drink. The right drink leaves a different aftertaste." "You can't finish the drink and then ask for a refund. That's not how it works." "You didn't tell me that before I paid for the wrong drink. So that's on you." "That's not how it works!"

More Money for Greece.

"Get me someone in Apologies, someone in Walkbacks, and send up the whole Scapegoating team."

Coronavirus: People Dying/People Losing Money

Tsipras and Merkel

Emergency Firebreaker

'Maybe I should change this thing more often...'

It wasn't easy, but we finally plugged the hole.

"Speechmaking during a pandemic can be unnerving.. just pretend there's an audience!"

'Hello - I've been parachuted in to save the bank.'

Hook them with a crisis.

In case of emergency...break glass: Crisis Manual.

"Maybe you're not underemployed - maybe you're just overeducated."