Crisp Crisis Coordinator Pillows

'Run for your lives, it's a twistie!'

IRMA Hurricane Recovery in Cuba

'This one is for keeping 'On Message' in the spin wars.'

'Crisis'

Out.

"What's important is that we learn from what we must never admit happened."

UBLIC RELATIONS IN CASE OF EMERGENCY BREAK GLASS

'This is Martins, the office I was telling you about. She's got a real knack for texting people down from window ledges!'

COVID-19 Stops Economy

'So, how bad is it? Who can bring me up to speed?'

"I wanted to always play it down. I still like playing it down because I don’t want to create a panic."

'We should e-mail this and point out that many of our victims were in key marginals...'

Overdraft limit.

"I'm an expert in crisis management, I've got three daughters!"

"Baxter, I've decided to take you off crisis management."

"I'm concerned, Larry. All you seem to do lately is put out fires and run around like a..."

Try not to worry.

The inevitable conflict of interest facing every crisis manager.

More Money for Greece.

Emergency Firebreaker

"Get me someone in Apologies, someone in Walkbacks, and send up the whole Scapegoating team."

"It got so bad that had to bring Jones in to turn things around."

Coronavirus: People Dying/People Losing Money

Tsipras and Merkel

"Is there a spin doctor in the house?"

Desk bins contain fires to be put out.

'This isn't a good time. I'm in trouble with the Dean for using my cell phone in class. I'll call you back.'

'Ok, I won't let on we're sinking until the water reaches earlobes - then someone's going to hear about it!'

President Obama: 'You're saying, we go back to a cash only economy, and if that doesn't work, the barter system!'

Meanwhile, at the E.C.B. ...

Hook them with a crisis.

"Speechmaking during a pandemic can be unnerving.. just pretend there's an audience!"

'We've simplified the control to 2 buttons - snooze and panic.'