Crisis Captain Pillows

Emergencies: The World Economy

Captain in a storm

Is that pancake ready yet?

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

'It's 10:00. Do you know where your kids are?'

"Cat park"

'Who the heck told my wife I had rights to parental leave?'

Disorder in the Court!

Desk bins contain fires to be put out.

Naughty Puppy Dog.

"Walter had an attack of road rage in the driveway."

Colin attempts to be useful around the house didn't always have the desired effect.

'When an outboard goes overboard'

Woman Ruins Fishing Trip By Feeding the Fish.

"Ahoy!"

"Typing and shorthand will be useful but how are you at handling the unexpected?"

No wheelies.

'Roger that...I'm taking the first clean shot I can get.'

Financial Pirates

"Is there anyone here who specializes in stress management?"

'Our office is on the 14th floor, Peters... you should forget about rising sea levels.'

'Crisis? What crisis?' asks DoH Minster.

'I see you caught the fish, but the boat got away.'

Potty Training.

"Jeez, what a day. It's good to be home..."

A rowing cox takes a taxi cab.

Dinner Aboard an East-India Ship (After Cpt. Francis Marryat)

"If pressured, I will run!"

Parents everywhere: There's no shelter in place.

'I don't get too far at home complaining about cubicle. My wife's cubicle has thirty four children in it.'

"How much longer do I have before I have to change to a healthy lifestyle?"

"Oh my God, we forgot to bring the animals."

"Perfect! A table all to ourselves!"

'I know you part own the bank but if you don't let me have a bonus and give me your money no loan!'

Hooligans at the Euros 2016