Crisis Captain T-Shirts

Emergencies: The World Economy

Captain in a storm

Is that pancake ready yet?

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

'It's 10:00. Do you know where your kids are?'

"Cat park"

'Who the heck told my wife I had rights to parental leave?'

Disorder in the Court!

Desk bins contain fires to be put out.

Naughty Puppy Dog.

"Walter had an attack of road rage in the driveway."

Woman Ruins Fishing Trip By Feeding the Fish.

Colin attempts to be useful around the house didn't always have the desired effect.

'When an outboard goes overboard'

"Ahoy!"

"Typing and shorthand will be useful but how are you at handling the unexpected?"

No wheelies.

Financial Pirates

'Roger that...I'm taking the first clean shot I can get.'

"Is there anyone here who specializes in stress management?"

'Our office is on the 14th floor, Peters... you should forget about rising sea levels.'

'Crisis? What crisis?' asks DoH Minster.

'I see you caught the fish, but the boat got away.'

Potty Training.

"Jeez, what a day. It's good to be home..."

Dinner Aboard an East-India Ship (After Cpt. Francis Marryat)

A rowing cox takes a taxi cab.

"If pressured, I will run!"

"How much longer do I have before I have to change to a healthy lifestyle?"

Parents everywhere: There's no shelter in place.

"Perfect! A table all to ourselves!"

'I don't get too far at home complaining about cubicle. My wife's cubicle has thirty four children in it.'

"Oh my God, we forgot to bring the animals."

Afghan Aid Workers Will Be Flown Out By/After August 31st, 2021

'I know you part own the bank but if you don't let me have a bonus and give me your money no loan!'