Captain Of Calamities T-Shirts

'I see you caught the fish, but the boat got away.'

For some reason, "The Road Less Travelled" GPS package never really caught on...

Captain steering house through flood.

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

"The boys at Jack's Bait & Tackle will never believe this one!"

'It's 10:00. Do you know where your kids are?'

"Cat park"

"There's always a period of adjustment whenever you hire a new crew."

'it's the last bite that worries me.'

"Are there any extra crew on board? He still looks hungry."

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

Romance on the Yacht

Disaster in the kitchen.

Using a speedboat to retrieve ducks seemed like a good idea to Duke at the time.

Disorder in the Court!

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Hunting - No. XII

Raft with a 'Caution Wet!' sign.

"Larry made that chair from a pile of sticks."

Sportknitting

Naughty Puppy Dog.

Woman Ruins Fishing Trip By Feeding the Fish.

'When an outboard goes overboard'

"Walter had an attack of road rage in the driveway."

'Oops, sorry about that,sir.'

"Ahoy!"

'You may have too much anchor for this boat,'

'Oh no! Not 'Barnacle Bill the Sailor', again.'

No wheelies.

'Well if it's a sandbar, why are we going in circles?!'

'And remember: this isn't a submarine!'

'Roger that...I'm taking the first clean shot I can get.'

'...and whose theroy was it that a bigger propeller would give us more thrust?'

Message in fishing net - 'Sorry - we don't live here anymore'.

'This is probably far enough, Michael!'

'We've reached very dry land, captain.'