Captain Of Calamities Gifts

'I see you caught the fish, but the boat got away.'

For some reason, "The Road Less Travelled" GPS package never really caught on...

Captain steering house through flood.

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

"The boys at Jack's Bait & Tackle will never believe this one!"

'It's 10:00. Do you know where your kids are?'

"Cat park"

"There's always a period of adjustment whenever you hire a new crew."

'it's the last bite that worries me.'

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

"Are there any extra crew on board? He still looks hungry."

The grim reaper racing a lifeboat to reach a drowning man

Disaster in the kitchen.

Romance on the Yacht

Using a speedboat to retrieve ducks seemed like a good idea to Duke at the time.

Raft with a 'Caution Wet!' sign.

Disorder in the Court!

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Hunting - No. XII

"Larry made that chair from a pile of sticks."

Sportknitting

Naughty Puppy Dog.

'When an outboard goes overboard'

"Ahoy!"

'Oops, sorry about that,sir.'

"Walter had an attack of road rage in the driveway."

Woman Ruins Fishing Trip By Feeding the Fish.

'You may have too much anchor for this boat,'

No wheelies.

'And remember: this isn't a submarine!'

'Well if it's a sandbar, why are we going in circles?!'

'Oh no! Not 'Barnacle Bill the Sailor', again.'

'Roger that...I'm taking the first clean shot I can get.'

Message in fishing net - 'Sorry - we don't live here anymore'.

'...and whose theroy was it that a bigger propeller would give us more thrust?'

"Jeez, what a day. It's good to be home..."