Captain Of Chaos Gifts

"Ahoy!"

'Roger that...I'm taking the first clean shot I can get.'

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

What My Day Feels Like

'You'll never believe the day I've had...'

''My Summer Vacation †the Untold Story'....'

Trays on desk read: In/Out/Lose in the Shuffle.

"I'm so good at this!"

'It's 10:00. Do you know where your kids are?'

In Tray, Out Tray, and Shredded Paper Tray

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

"Miss Jones! Clear my schedule until I get this sorted out!"

IN OUT UP DOWN AND ALL AROUND

"Cat park"

Help! (Woman stuck on washing line).

College student cleans messy dorm room littered with clothes with leafsnow blower

'Actually, they're pretty nice, once they settle down.'

"So I bought this doohickey that is very good with chaos."

'When does the improvement phase of this home improvement project begin?'

The inevitable conflict of interest facing every crisis manager.

"My name is Van Gelsing, Madame. I'm an expert in cleaning teenagers' rooms. If you need me, just give me a call, okay?"

"Please excuse the mess. We had a major paradigm shift."

Paper Trail

Disorder in the Court!

Repletion.

'I can't remember the title,but it was on a little white piece of paper.'

Naughty Puppy Dog.

The horn of paper

Woman Ruins Fishing Trip By Feeding the Fish.

'Now, you'd better pick up your toys or no bath!'

"Walter had an attack of road rage in the driveway."

'When an outboard goes overboard'

Office De-cluttering

The art of fishing.

"While registering online, little Ahab had confused fencing and flensing,"