Captain Of Chaos Gifts

"Ahoy!"

'Roger that...I'm taking the first clean shot I can get.'

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

What My Day Feels Like

'You'll never believe the day I've had...'

''My Summer Vacation †the Untold Story'....'

Trays on desk read: In/Out/Lose in the Shuffle.

'It's 10:00. Do you know where your kids are?'

"I'm so good at this!"

In Tray, Out Tray, and Shredded Paper Tray

"Miss Jones! Clear my schedule until I get this sorted out!"

"Cat park"

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

IN OUT UP DOWN AND ALL AROUND

Help! (Woman stuck on washing line).

College student cleans messy dorm room littered with clothes with leafsnow blower

'Actually, they're pretty nice, once they settle down.'

"So I bought this doohickey that is very good with chaos."

'When does the improvement phase of this home improvement project begin?'

"My name is Van Gelsing, Madame. I'm an expert in cleaning teenagers' rooms. If you need me, just give me a call, okay?"

The inevitable conflict of interest facing every crisis manager.

Disorder in the Court!

"Please excuse the mess. We had a major paradigm shift."

Paper Trail

Repletion.

Time Management Conultancy - Out, Out

'I can't remember the title,but it was on a little white piece of paper.'

Naughty Puppy Dog.

'There's an extra $25 in it for you if you can get the Silly Putty out of his hair.'

'When an outboard goes overboard'

The horn of paper

'Now, you'd better pick up your toys or no bath!'

"Walter had an attack of road rage in the driveway."

Woman Ruins Fishing Trip By Feeding the Fish.

Office De-cluttering